What are you up to in Spring time?
Playing League.
As a turtle. 
THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I’VE EVER READ
what the fuck
Seconded- what the fuck
*insert “Psycho” music*
dear god
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
a through c I was thinking ‘ok a little extreme but the idea isn’t bad at all’ but then d and oh my fucking god I’m laughing ahahahahah
and I love how h is apparently intended to traumatize whoever this person considers the good guys.
The part where she talks about wanting one of her eyes mounted on the office door— she’s just like Umbridge when she tacked Mad Eye Moody’s eye to her office door kjfhjkg
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck
Just hanging off my chair with laughter and tears all over my face.
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever reblog
CI CANT SFUCKGN BREATNE
ommg omgomgmgiknsandisausa it hurts why is this even funny lmao
I CAN’T YOU GUYS IS THE CHICKEN A BONG BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN IMAGINE IT BEING
HAHHAHAHA omfg I’m dying
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TO BE THIS FUNNY
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
I just died
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck
Just hanging off my chair with laughter and tears all over my face.
forever and ever and ever and ever and ever reblog
CI CANT SFUCKGN BREATNE
ommg omgomgmgiknsandisausa it hurts why is this even funny lmao
I CAN’T YOU GUYS IS THE CHICKEN A BONG BECAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY THING I CAN IMAGINE IT BEING
HAHHAHAHA omfg I’m dying
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT TO BE THIS FUNNY
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
I just died
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